Locksmith Funnies & Sayings.
A locksmith gave me a puppy
as soon as I got home he made a bolt for the door.
There’s a support group for people who have been ripped off by locksmiths.
Their door is always open.
A man comes home to find his door lock is not working properly
He promptly unscrews the hinges, picks up the door and takes it to the locksmith to repair the lock.
The locksmith asks “If the door’s here what if someone just walks in and robs you?”
The man replies “How would anyone get in when I have a lock on the door?”
Think It’s expensive hiring a professional locksmith?
wait until you hire an amateur.
I have locked myself out of my car…
Locksmith: Do you have a spare?
“Yes, it’s in the glovebox”
A real locksmith has lock pics in their phone!
Cop: “You get one phone call.
“Personally, I would rather call my locksmith instead of my lawyer.”
If life closes a door. Open it! Because that’s how doors work.
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